The Jule Styne songs aren't terribly catchy, the line-art animation is coloring-book simplistic, and Bob Crachit looks like George Jetson. Still, for the ...
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DVD: Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol
I rate this titleonand give itRespectful Magoo treatment of Dickens, fun for kids.
DVD: Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
I rate this titleonand give itEarly Muppet TV special with warmth, tunes, critters.
It's lower on the slapstick/action register than a lot of kiddie movies, and in fact one can practically imagine the whole tale done with live actors and human characters -- without significant ...

DVD: Waterworld
I rate this titleonand give itSeagoing sci-fi swashbuckler fun despite bad reputation.
Like the 1963 Cleopatra, this ecologically-tacking sci-fi flick become a symbol of Tinseltown waste and epic ego, as the original director left the production and the budget ballooned way over ...

Movie: Johnny Tremain (1957)
I rate this titleonand give itDecent complement to the classic children's novel.
This was originally supposed to be a two-part Disney TV movie, but went into theatrical release instead. Done with Disney's usual high standards and even one musical number, it's a decent, ...

DVD: Scrooged
I rate this titleiffyand give itDated comedy is part Ghostbusters, part Dickens.
SCROOGED is a head-on crash of two family faves, A Christmas Carol and Ghostbusters, neither one quite winning out. Some early

DVD: Arachnophobia
I rate this titleiffyand give itCreepy/clever creature feature with touches of humor.
Hailing from Steven Spielberg's production company, with a touch of the Gremlins vibe of little monsters doing big damage, ARACHNOPHOBIA is an undeniably ...

Movie: Sorority Row
I rate this titleiffyand give itSatirical shadings can't save sorority slasher schlock.
A remake of the obscure 1983 horror film House on Sorority Row, SORORITY ROW stands out mainly for the cynicism involved -- and not just that of filmmakers who are commercially peddling ...

DVD: Teen Wolf (1985)
I rate this titleonand give itCheesy '80s comedy still works thanks to Fox-y star.
Some horror-movie reference books don't even list TEEN WOLF, and no wonder. Michael J. Fox makes one of the least menacing monsters ever, in what is really a good-natured spoof of adolescent ...

DVD: The Room (2003)
I rate this titleiffyand give itCult-phenom amateur melodrama best left to adults.
By now every movie fan knows -- and many love -- Ed Wood, the bizarre actor-writer-director who, in his 1950s heyday, concocted inept little horror films, crime dramas, and exploitation movies ...

DVD: The Witches of Eastwick
I rate this titleonand give itSatan vs. BFF feminism in grownup fantasy-comedy.
Sorcery elements in THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK may attract teens, but this is a more or less grownup fairy tale, heavy on the pillow talk and the dating/mating/relating satire, at least until a ...

DVD: Weird Science
I rate this titleiffyand give itGuilty-pleasure '80s horny-geek sci-fi sex comedy.
Adolescents flocked to it, while critics hated WEIRD SCIENCE, from writer-director John Hughes, whose 16 Candles,

DVD: The Apartment
I rate this titleonand give itVintage comedy about sex in the city feels dated.
THE APARTMENT was a multi-award winner, perfectly cast from the top down, with Jack Lemmon sublimely conflicted as the passive and unassertive C.C. Baxter, a most untypical movie "hero." ...
