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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

  • Is it age appropriate?

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 16, age appropriate for kids over 18; suggested age 16.
  • Is it any good?

    2.0
  • Common Sense says

    Raunchier and bloodier than you remember.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 16–18

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    Conan is more "heroic" than just about every character on view in that he isn't wantonly cruel. Still, he's revenge-driven and merciless in battle. His companions and friends are thieves and outcast wizards. The barbaric time-period is multicultural, with most colors, races, and genders in the fighting (though women tend to be gorgeous, thin, and half-naked, as a rule).
  • Violence:

    Bloody sword impalings, a crucifixion, a dog attack, body parts in a cannibalistic stew, and bloody beheadings, including one of the child Conan's mother. Conan punches out a camel, not a great moment for animal rights onscreen, and dismembers a monster snake.
  • Sex:

    Sex and partial nudity. Topless and nearly naked slave girls and tavern wenches, entwined in palace orgies, sacrificed to cults and tossed to Conan to procreate (and he cooperates). Conan has softcore sex with his lover Valeria, and there are strong overtures of homosexuality in a character of a cult priest.
  • Language:

    Not an issue.
  • Consumerism:

    A line of Conan comic books and paperback novelizations, before and after this feature, hacked their savage trail through the marketplace.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Conan and his lover get notably drunk.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Parents need to know that -- even though Conan is a star in his own long-running series of Marvel Comics books -- there's R-level sex and bloodshed in the form of sword impalings, torture, dog attacks, bloody axings, and gladiatorial beat-downs (even of animals). There's female nudity, too, as a young, enslaved Conan is "bred" with unwilling females like cattle and enjoys a very physical relationship with his love interest, a beautiful thief. Not that most viewers will notice amidst the hard-R content, but the movie also contains some anti-religious themes.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the character of Conan, and what makes him ostensibly a good guy in this violent, brutish landscape. Also, why do you think that this incarnation of Conan is clearly made for adults and not for the ages who enjoyed the comic book series? Do you think this would be a compelling story without the hard-R content? Were you aware of some of the anti-religious themes (specifically a quote from Nietzsche), and why do you think they were included in a movie like this one?

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  1. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Illinois
    I rate this title iffy for age 16 and give it 1.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate sexual content

    Conan the Bad/Boring.

    This is a horrible, horrible film. It is absolutely terrible. I do not reccommend it at all. I am a Schwarzenegger fan, but this was just horrid.

  2. I rate this title off for age 15 and give it 2.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence
    • Inappropriate sexual content
    • Negative message

    Violent.

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